smurfle 

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

smurfle by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

smurgle 

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

Smurdle 

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

Smurdle by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

Snurfle

To Snurfle is to sniff lovingly on someone or something.

Me: Your daughter just snurfled my neck!

Wife: She does that to be close to you, because she loves you!
Me: awwwwwww

Snurfle by Sinners make the best saints September 15, 2011

Smurfer 

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010