Snurdle; the perverse
act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a
female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.
Snurdling; the commission of the
act of the snurdle.
"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad
daylight".
"
Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny
business".