Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

Smurder

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003

SURDLE

A surdle is an animal that loves the Thorni Bois.
He monches them all day and night.

Tender: WHOA IS THAT A SURDLE!?

Surd: Shut up.

Uwubot: he's eating the thorni bois!

by Tender Nepurdle January 3, 2019

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

Snurdle

Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.

Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.

"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".

"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny business".

by Curtainsofbeef June 6, 2018