Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.

Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.

Smurffed by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

Smurffed by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

smurffed by Speedy November 1, 2003

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

smurffed by the one that got away November 4, 2003

Smurffed

When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.

I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.

Smurffed by anonymous October 19, 2020

Smurffed Adoptee 

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

Smurffed Adoptee by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Smuffed 

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010