Dorothy's definitions

West Willow

Hardcore ghetto on the south side of Ypsilanti, Michigan.

I think half of West Willow is in the county jail at any given time.

by Dorothy June 21, 2008

perky

what a cheerleader is 24/7

I am, like, totally perky, like oh my god, like, for sure.

by dorothy January 1, 2004

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy November 6, 2007

tunnel whore

A prostitute who frequents the area leading to the tunnels from Manhattan to New Jersey.

Spring Street is crawling with tunnel whores on Saturday night.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

P.U.O.

Acronym for "Person of Unknown Origin." Refers to a person whose racial/ethnic background is not immediately obvious. Popularized by radio personality Howard Stern.

"I thought Angelina Jolie was Asian, then I found out her father is white. I guess she's a P.U.O."

by Dorothy May 7, 2005

cruisy

Popular with gay men looking for anonymous sex: usually said of public places.

"The police received multiple complaints about people having sex in the cruisy park bathroom."

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."

by Dorothy November 21, 2004