Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.
by Murtis November 16, 2010
Get the smurchmug. by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018
Get the Smurchingmug. by Fadix January 3, 2018
Get the Smurchmug. (v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.
(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.
(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.
(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."
(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."
(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."
by Zukmi Phazter April 22, 2008
Get the smurchemug.