Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

smurph 

should differenciated from the little people "smurfs" being spelled with a "ph" and not a "f"

they are special beings and our also used as every other word in a sentance

first the story of the smurphs

once upon a time in LALA Land there was Smurphville (plz note tht it is a"ph" not "f"/ wer special)
In Smurphville there lived the "Smurphz" (purple skinned w/ pink polka dotz)
The Smurphz lived in happiness and prosperity(or however u spell it) they frolicked in flower fieldz and laughed all d time.

but.......

one day saragamesh came along......
and......
she was OFFENDED! *gasp*

so she cast a curse on Smurphville.....

and because of tht all d Smurphz started
drinking.....
smoking.....
doin shisha....
and.................................. *tension tension!!!!*

OFFENDING PPL!!! *shocked voices*

so tht wuz d story of d Smurphz. We all origionate frm d Smurphz!

what the smurph!!

smurph you go to lala land!!

smurph by god smurph July 30, 2006

Smurph Toe 

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

Smurph Toe by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

Smurth 

An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.

Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.

Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smutphone 

A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.

Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!

smutphone by Clarebear81 March 5, 2011

Smumph 

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny

1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!

Smumph by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017