Definitions by BlondeSkurch
Pampons
Yo Lorawanda, would you round me up some indigent packs and make me some pampons? It is that time of the month!
Pampons by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019
Frog Money
The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.
Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .
Frog Money by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019
Phone you up
1. To call someone on their landline.
2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.
3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.
3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.
2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
Phone you up by BlondeSkurch May 20, 2019
Skurch
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Skurch by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019