slurch 

verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.

"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.

slurch by paxxa July 23, 2016

SLURCH 

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

SLURCH by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017

slurch 

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

slurch by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Slurch 

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

Slurch by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

Slurch 

A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.

Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.

Slurch by Braze13 April 24, 2010

Slurch 

A virgina wedgy that has gotten moist.

My friend Pam has a mean slurch! America can you help me pull my slurch?

Slurch by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018

Slurch

Definition:To spontaneously muster motivation, generate a creative idea out of nothing, or execute a physical action entirely on a sudden impulse or whim. (Pronounced like "slurk").

"Today was a sad day, but I have to Slurch up some energy to move on."

Slurch by ItWasAMissInput June 8, 2026