smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.
I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009
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Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner
I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?
by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009
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To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.
Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.
by DNirro January 18, 2009
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the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.
Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.
by ummmnooo December 05, 2014
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A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
by chief smuncher September 03, 2007
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Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing
guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'
by Long haired nutter October 29, 2007
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To force an object into a place it won't fit.
Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.
by Allison Peavey October 09, 2006
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