Smurth 

An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.

Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.

Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smurt 

Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".

"Wow Julia, you sound really smurt right now."

smurt by caluso February 29, 2016

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

surthrival 

A portmanteau of "survival" and "thriving." Just making ends meet, yet flourishing as a person. Finding time for growth under harrowing circumstances. Meeting life's most unwelcome challenges with gusto, and even panache. Existential heroism.

Kira's 2020 surthrival has been impressive. While the rest of us fatted ourselves on delivery, booze, and Netflix, she quit smoking and drinking and got her own place!

surthrival by fdj383fj December 8, 2020

smarthole 

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

smarthole by crogue October 14, 2011

smuthole 

1. A very promiscuous female. A female who everyone you know has had sex with. 2. A shitty place to hang out at. 3. A hole you put your smut in.

1. I can't believe Antonyo fell in love with that smuthole. She banged Dre and Juan last week.

2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.

3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.

smuthole by dreluis July 21, 2008