Smuch

Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.

Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch

by smuch June 5, 2017

Smuch

It has a different meaning when dirrected to a man or woman. If it is directed to a woman, then it means she is a curvy cutie with a real booty. If it is directed to a man, then he is a withered old retard.

Woah, she’s a real smuch!
or
Wow, that dude is acting like a god damned smuch.

by Deus Ex Human Revolution October 30, 2017

Smuch

The combination of the words So and Much.

The lazy persons way of saying so much.

A typo by a beloved GM on a Ragnarok Online Server

I love you smuch.

I drank smuch I'm gonna barf.

She wears smuch make up, she rivals Courtney Love.

by Missus Rx March 13, 2011

smuch

so much.

used for text messaging and IM-ing to say when stuff's happening, instead of just saying not much no matter what's actually happening.

What's up?
--smuch.

by changinupdalingo April 21, 2011

smuch

what you say when someone inquires "sup"

hey nizzit, sup whi' chu' "smuch biatch just illin' and chillin' with a gin and juice"

by hellfish(the yellow dart)gt March 25, 2003

Smuch

The word has a diffrent meaning depending on the gender. If you're a girl it means you're very attractive and curceous.
However if you're a boy it means you're a round idiot.

Dude, that girl is so smuch.

by oneyplays June 5, 2017

smuch

Abbreviation for "so much"

"Smuch" is smuch better than saying "so much."

by Essemm Aych June 19, 2019