Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

smurch

A look of knowing disgust, as though one has experienced the same disgusting experience oneself.

Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.

by Murtis November 14, 2010

Smurch

A place to hang or work while heavily intoxicated in Nebraska.

I’m heading over there to smurch.

by Fadix January 4, 2018

smurche

(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.

(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.

(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."

(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."

by Zukmi Phazter April 23, 2008