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Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.
Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”
by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018
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why am i searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?
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smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
by user_83029404 January 5, 2021
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Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.
Why am I searching this?
by desgames December 8, 2016
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Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary?

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.
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Sparching

Bushing, specifically at the Spanish Arch Galway. Typically applies to those drinking Buckfast or Turbourg but any substance may be consumed while being entertained by the local hippies, jugglers, pet dogs and the odd amusing homeless drunk.

Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians
Sham, it's a f**king savage day, lets go Sparching.
by bloodybuddybandana April 8, 2009
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hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
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