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(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.

(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.
(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."

(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."
by Zukmi Phazter April 22, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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