smurche

(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.

(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.

(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."

(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."

by Zukmi Phazter April 22, 2008

Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Smirched

When one goes to workout and gets their muscles pumping.

Bro1: Bro I'm looking hella smirched right now.
Bro2: Fire

by mirininc June 19, 2017

Prangle Snurcher

The act of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle after the departure of its incumbent, normally for sexual pleasure.

I caught the local prangle snurcher sniffing the saddle on my girlfriend’s racing bike, the dirty pervert

by Keeno69 January 22, 2022

smurphey

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

by luke nash March 24, 2009

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018