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The insertion of the head into the anus of another.
Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.
by iguanapunk June 20, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".
She was getting heading from a guy.
by Cody Manly May 20, 2011
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when lesbien 1 spreds her legs and when lesbien 2 bends over with a lubed up head and runs towards lesbien 1 and inseerts her head into liesben 1 minge repeatly for added pleasure
fiona: nives would u do me the honour of inserting ure finely lubed head into my large opening;)

nives: ofcourse fiona i do love heading u ever so much
by jim23 November 23, 2007
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The ACTUAL definition of heading is heeding reading a book.
I'm heading this book from start to end possibly to my friend.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2008
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