smurch 

A look of knowing disgust, as though one has experienced the same disgusting experience oneself.

Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.

smurch by Murtis November 16, 2010

Smurch 

A place to hang or work while heavily intoxicated in Nebraska.

I’m heading over there to smurch.

Smurch by Fadix January 3, 2018

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Smurth 

An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.

Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.

Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018

Skurch 

A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.

Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)

Skurch by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012