Snurch 

A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.

That snail made a leaf boat to get to snurch. Im proud of him.

Snurch by Rachel_G July 2, 2018

Snurch 

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

Snurch by Snurch May 27, 2015

Snurch 

snake church

take me to snurch

Snurch by dankest meme April 21, 2015

snurch 

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.

snurch by Snerkist February 22, 2005

snurch 

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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.

"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham

snurch by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005

Snurch 

When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.

"woah dude you okay?"
"yeah I just snurched."

Snurch by WalrusTheSquirrel February 17, 2015

Snurch 

Apparently 'smell', as a verb. I knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at passing girls. This was UK, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of Dorset.

"Gie us a snurch of yer knickers"!

Snurch by Regibald Trouserbleat February 26, 2010