Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smurfology 

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.

Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”

smurfology by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

smarthole 

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

smarthole by crogue October 14, 2011

smuthole 

1. A very promiscuous female. A female who everyone you know has had sex with. 2. A shitty place to hang out at. 3. A hole you put your smut in.

1. I can't believe Antonyo fell in love with that smuthole. She banged Dre and Juan last week.

2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.

3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.

smuthole by dreluis July 21, 2008

smurfhater 

Formely of IE and |5150| Fame, An Icon in the Tribes community. He has retired many Tribes players by dominating them in servers. Smurfhater can be found on Tribalwar.

You're good but not as good as smurfhater.

smurfhater by Moker February 22, 2004

smurfle 

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

smurfle by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

Smarthole 

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

Smarthole by El Farmerino September 16, 2005