smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

smufficate

The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.

*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"

"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"

by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008

Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012