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Smuffacated 

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.
When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.
Smuffacated by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009
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smuffacated 

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe
Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.
smuffacated by v88 October 9, 2008

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

smuffocate 

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*
smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

stuffocated 

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

smufficate

The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.
*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"

"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
smufficate by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008

Stuffocated 

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.
I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.
Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012
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