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stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017
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Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.
I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.
by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012
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stuffocated

when you have clearly eaten to much, then eat some more, to the point of being so stuffed that you feel stuffocated
dude, i ate all that good food, then i found the dessert table and just had to eat more, now i feel stuffocated
by bazookle September 6, 2011
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Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*
by TJeva October 5, 2005
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stuffocating

The stuffocating feeling of having too much stuff. There is no more room for any more stuff; If I buy one more thing I may stuffocate. Every closet and drawer is already jammed with stuff.
The hoarder's house was stuffocating.
by Lexi416 November 2, 2013
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suffocate

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004
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