stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 09, 2017

stuffocated

when you have clearly eaten to much, then eat some more, to the point of being so stuffed that you feel stuffocated

dude, i ate all that good food, then i found the dessert table and just had to eat more, now i feel stuffocated

by bazookle September 05, 2011

stuffocating

The stuffocating feeling of having too much stuff. There is no more room for any more stuff; If I buy one more thing I may stuffocate. Every closet and drawer is already jammed with stuff.

The hoarder's house was stuffocating.

by Lexi416 November 02, 2013

Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

by tlcstarfire December 30, 2012

Stuffocate

A physical sensation of feeling frozen and overwhelmed while in the presence of clutter.

I can't help the overwhelming feeling that I am about to stuffocate when I look at that messy office.

by Compassionatesource May 31, 2015

Stuffocate

When you try to play with a baby, but they cry instead.

Aiden tries to play with Millie, but she runs away and cries instead. "Ugh, Millie's stuffocating again."

"I hate it when the baby stuffocates," Her older brother whines.

by HumanPerson56 July 12, 2019

Stuffocation

The act of receiving too much dick.

Bob: Last night I was getting a BJ and the girl started stuffocating.

John: Ya, I went back to my room with that girl from the club last night and stuffocated her.

Dave: I called 911 so she didn't die of stuffocation

by Rubisco March 29, 2012