smuffication
smuffication by Dave_Stives July 6, 2008
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smuffication
When you you get so into it you forget to come up for air while going down on a woman and you die!!!!
He went down on his girl and when the doctors declared him dead his death certificate read he died of smuffication...!!!
smuffication by Human Guy Bob July 26, 2017
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mammary suffocation
Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.
A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.
In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.
See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.
In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.
See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."
Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."
Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."
Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014
muffication
muffication by Levee July 24, 2003
smufication
smufication by Skye Johnson February 23, 2008
suffocation
1. An underated veteran death metal band from New York formed in the late 80's. They make techincal and brutal, with elements of grindcore, and speed metal fathering a new subgenre.
2. The best death metal band ever.
2. The best death metal band ever.
suffocation by vilescamp March 16, 2004
suffocation
An underrated band that combines elements of death and grind, yielding a genre called 'brutal death metal.' You may be able to tell by the genre name, but if you listen to their shit, it's pretty fucking heavy. Another example of why Relapse is one of the best damn labels the metal genre has ever seen. (See also Nile, Mastodon, Nasum and Pig Destroyer)
I was going to listen to Suffocation tonight, but I realized I was wearing new pants, and I didn't want to shit in them like I usually do when I listen to said band.
suffocation by hermanator05 January 7, 2005
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