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muffocate 

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death
muffocate by Muffkin August 17, 2009

muffocated 

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.
csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.
muffocated by eddy baby July 26, 2006

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated
Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.
muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

smufficated 

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.
Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!
smufficated by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

muffocate 

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.
I want to muffocate him later.
muffocate by solly99 January 26, 2014
To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

Mufficating
Muffication
Mufficated
used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'
Mufficate by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007
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