Definitions by TJeva

Sperm breath 

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!

Sperm breath by TJeva October 6, 2005

smuffocate 

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

cuntclut 

Cuntclut is a womans vagina stuck onto a mans face.

" what the fuck is that thing on your face? "
" oh my god! " " your a cuntclut!!!!!! "

cuntclut by TJEva September 30, 2005