smief 

ITS a guy in new mexico who has a fucked up life. He felt up michelle atencio in tutoring. He sounds like a duck. when he wanks off he leaves the stuff on his balls and chest. He had fone sex with an 13 year old in Chads closet.

QUACK QUACK aka smief

smief by O'Doyle June 11, 2006

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

smeefed 

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

smeefed by cheggdown September 27, 2019

smilefucker 

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.

I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.

smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Will Smif 

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

Will Smif by rectangle March 6, 2009

scief 

A scammer and a thief. Typically used when someone scams to steal something from you.

He scammed me and took my credit card. Yusuf is such a scief.

scief by rajt17 December 21, 2019

smeff 

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

smeff by 73737 February 1, 2008