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Miss Hurly is a smilf
by jimbo February 06, 2003
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).

Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!
by thejenniekim September 15, 2007
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Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.
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Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck
Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
by None YaBizness May 07, 2003
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