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Miss Hurly is a smilf
by jimbo February 06, 2003
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Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
by Frank May 13, 2005
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dude your stepmom is a smilf
by joe September 08, 2003
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Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
by None YaBizness May 07, 2003
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Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*
by masta jay March 09, 2009
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"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."
by BrendanBien March 30, 2008
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Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...
by 716 June 13, 2005
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