Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
by This dude01 January 14, 2018
A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
by jeff houdini May 17, 2016
Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
by Rene M. June 02, 2006
1. to be blessed with good looks, popularity, intense musical prowess and a large fat penis is to be joel.
2. Well known for having an outgoing and positive attitude. people who are joel are often performers or artists.
3. a person who has all of the answers, even if he has to make them up. A person who is considered an expert even though he has shown absolutely no experience in the subject whatsoever.
2. Well known for having an outgoing and positive attitude. people who are joel are often performers or artists.
3. a person who has all of the answers, even if he has to make them up. A person who is considered an expert even though he has shown absolutely no experience in the subject whatsoever.
1. That DJ's real name must be Joel, look at his package!
2. Dude, you just joeled that crowd!
3. When in doubt, if you don't know the answer, you just gotta be quick on your feet and Joel em!
2. Dude, you just joeled that crowd!
3. When in doubt, if you don't know the answer, you just gotta be quick on your feet and Joel em!
by DJ Rage February 02, 2010
by frxxak November 02, 2022
joel is the most amazing person ever. hes the guy that'll stick by your side even after the horrible things you did to him. he would love to until the end of time, even when you've moved on, and would wait for you until his last breath. he'll show you what love really is, and protect you with everything he has. don't let him go, and if he falls for you, then you can see your life as complete.
person 1: i got through depression about 5 years ago
person 2: who helped you through it?
person 1: joel did
person 2: is he here with you even now?
person 1: ofc.
person 2: who helped you through it?
person 1: joel did
person 2: is he here with you even now?
person 1: ofc.
by ihopeyoudontdie June 29, 2021