shoot myself in face
"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs
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Some MALE I Fucked
That was just a SMIF.
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S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool
1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.
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The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.
"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith
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Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.
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to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do
I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.
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