smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 02, 2008

smeff

someone who is smell deaf.

Kristen was born a smeff.

by thefirstsmeffever October 02, 2004

Smeff

Smell or sniff is the question... The answer NONE. Smeff.

Hold up lemme smeff that lasagna.

I snefffed that candle, it was real nice.

by SMEFF August 31, 2020

Smeff

A combination of the words "smell" & "sniff" forming the neologism: "smeff".

"OMG, what smeffs?"

"Do you smeff that?"

by Nat1138 September 09, 2008

SMEFF

Acronym for 'Social Media Enabled Friends Forever' - a term used for people who we maintain relationships with on social media, rarely (if ever) meeting in person, and in some cases, having never met in person.

'I met a couple at the weekend and we are now SMEFFs'
'Laura and I only keep in touch on social media, we are SMEFFs'
'I have never met Mike, we just like and comment on each others social content - we're SMEFFs'

by CFITZ_lpool February 28, 2023

Smeff

Usually used as an all-purpose adjective, the definition depends on the context, but can be used similarly to Swag or as a euphemism for assassinations.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to JFK yesterday? He got totally smeffed!

Guy 2: That’s not smeffy!

by GregSmeffly April 12, 2024

Smeff

Noun- Malodorous smell emanating from unwashed, unhygienic or infected genitalia.

Also – smeffing: modifier/ related to or comparable to the malodorous smell emanating from unwashed, unhygienic or infected genitalia

Oh God! (retch) What a smeff! There’s no way I’m doing *that*! Go and clean yourself up!

by lenticular cloud March 18, 2022