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Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.
by Smith 3 October 22, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do
I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.
by itsmint69 November 14, 2012
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to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'
mr.scott got smiffed last week.
by GEE:) December 02, 2007
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Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."
"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"
by Ace2theface September 03, 2013
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