smilefucker
A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.
smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Smilefuck
You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.
This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.
Smilefuck by mckenney25 May 14, 2013
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smilefucking
The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.
smilefucking by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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