Smirf 

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

Smirf by Marshi January 21, 2004

Smirf 

To attack with affection.

You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.

Smirf by paigezz December 14, 2006

Smirf 

noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.

John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"

Smirf by aemsaxon December 14, 2009

Smirf 

type of facial expression that is made while peeing

I was smirfing the entire time!

Smirf by JungleWalkin' December 11, 2010

SMIRF 

(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure

"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".

SMIRF by Ragnar Danneskjöld February 22, 2009

Smirf 

The Smirf has a long history of engaging in acts of terrorism, including lynchings, bombings, and other forms of violence, in an attempt to intimidate and oppress marginalized communities. It is important to note that the Smirf beliefs and actions are widely condemned as morally reprehensible and contrary to the principles of equality and human rights.

Nikki is such a tyrant, she is a Smirf

Smirf by Didathingithink August 22, 2023

smirf sex 

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

smirf sex by maria garnica March 28, 2011