It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching
OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021
by deepdickernumber69 December 24, 2020
So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
by jessisawkward December 17, 2015
A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.
by MrFuzzyBun January 3, 2018
Big booty
Tall
Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains
Needs to get a gf
Tall
Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains
Needs to get a gf
by Ruueueijdjsjs March 6, 2021
Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.
by LRWalker May 29, 2013