he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister
by deepdickernumber69 December 24, 2020
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It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching
OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021
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A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.
Logan is the best guy around.
by MrFuzzyBun January 3, 2018
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So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
Logan...that's kinda weird...
by jessisawkward December 17, 2015
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Logan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is super funny and is always there for you. He can be kind of weird and crazy at times, but that just adds to his personality. He can be kind of awkward, but when he is, it just makes him kind of adorable. If you ever meet a Logan, don’t let him go. He is one of the nicest people in the world. He cares very deeply about all of his friends, girls and guys alike. He likes to quote shows and games at times. Logan can be kind of self conscious sometimes, but he is really good at hiding it. He has good goals that he’s set for himself, and always tries to work at them. Logan is a handsome human being and he will never understand how attractive he actually is. He is always worried about you and apologizes, even if it wasn’t his fault. He is very empathetic and won’t stop talking to you until he knows that you are okay. Logan is one of the bestest friends that you can have, so make sure to love him with all your heart!
“Hey who’s that over there?”
Oh that’s Logan. He’s my bestfriend.”
“Dude, you’re so lucky! Logan’s are the best.”
by BoomBoomOrangeBoi November 12, 2021
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Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.
Logan Great Sex Lover Amazing Funny Kind
by LRWalker May 29, 2013
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Big booty

Tall

Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette

Stupid

Can be smart

Smashes head

Definitely has a “9 inch peepee
Complains

Needs to get a gf
Logan: I have no gf

No one cares
by Ruueueijdjsjs March 6, 2021
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