shief 

When a women farts feces out of her vagina.

When she woke up from a night of fetish sex she didn't have enough napkins to wipe up her shief

shief by Dr z April 8, 2014

Shief 

When somebody fake or greedy

For example:

Rylo- “Li bruh lemme get some chips”
Travis-“Nah li bruh getcho own”
Rylo- “Li bruh Uu shief

Shief by Tomboy maya March 10, 2020

Shief 

A female version of a fire or police chief.

Shief Karen said not to issue burn permits.

Shief by Flipper2.0 April 12, 2021

Shief 

Female version of a fire or police chief.

Shief Karen said not to issue burn permits.

Shief by Flipper2.0 April 12, 2021

Shief 

When she shits and quiefs

Bro I was banging this bitch so hard last night and she let out the biggest pussy shitting shief

Shief by Pussywhippedad October 19, 2023

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Shielamae 

Shielamae’s are so funny and you are lucky if she is your friend, they always find a way to make you laugh and are the best friends ever! Shielamae’s are always energetic and happy!

Guy 1: she’s so funny

Guy 2: she must be a shielamae

Shielamae by Peekokitty<3 January 22, 2021