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sloef

(1)a person who is constantely told what to do by his partner in life, and obeys him/her.
Caleb is a keen example of a sloef
by vark April 8, 2003
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Slopfest

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
by deagan September 21, 2012
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Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.
I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.
by spunkynms May 29, 2009
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shoefly

1. noun. A lovable but confused player who kills his own teammates as often as he kills the enemy.

2. verb. To unintentionally tater one's teammate with a grenade.
I was just minding my own business on the balcony when he shoefly'd me with an hk69 :(
by bong0 February 11, 2003
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Sloafin

Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.
Alain can't come to the phone right now he's sloafin.
by rye w. July 20, 2008
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Slobfro

a Slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. The person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.

In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.

It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.

A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.

In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
Slobfro is up before 3pm, whaaa?
by jennywyatt August 31, 2010
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Shoefro

An afro in the shape of a shoe.
Hey, look at my shoefro, its in shoe form!
by jguy46 September 15, 2009
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