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A Slo As Fuck Creature...like my teenage son. Like a sloth, but infinitely slower.
Jackson! Get your ass out of bed, we got shit to do. You are such a frigging SLOAF.
by ftroop December 01, 2016
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Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.
That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.
by Skizurp June 08, 2003
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"The piece left over after taking a slice of bread. Not a whole loaf, but not just a slice."
"Jimmy! Make sure you wrap the sloaf so it doesn't get stale! We can get a few more slices out of it."
by GamesDean January 17, 2018
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