Sloaf

"The piece left over after taking a slice of bread. Not a whole loaf, but not just a slice."

"Jimmy! Make sure you wrap the sloaf so it doesn't get stale! We can get a few more slices out of it."

by GamesDean January 17, 2018

Sloaf

A Slo As Fuck Creature...like my teenage son. Like a sloth, but infinitely slower.

Jackson! Get your ass out of bed, we got shit to do. You are such a frigging SLOAF.

by ftroop December 1, 2016

Sloaf

Sweet loaf; a term of endearment.

"Sloaf,

by Sloaflove May 16, 2014

Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Slopfest

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.

We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.

by deagan September 21, 2012

Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

soafusion

(n.) The act of taking one thin, sliver of old soap and placing it on top of a brand new bar of soap while wet. Once let to dry, one giant mass of soap remains.

John used soafusion when he ran out of soap that morning.

by O'Dea July 23, 2008