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"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.
1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"
Sloff by The Sloff December 17, 2011
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I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.
sloff by tepic August 1, 2014
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Sid: hi my names sid the sloff
Sloff by Sloff April 25, 2009
A caring, kind, and relatable significant other. One that is into you and doesn’t ever seem like they are never going to let you go. Typically in a relationship involving two men, sloff is a word that means your forever partner.
I love you, my sloff! I will take care of you forever until the end of time.
Sloff by Beeb_0204 April 25, 2021

Slopfest 

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
Slopfest by deagan September 21, 2012
to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner
I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.
scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011
Adj. Having such extreme a quality of softness that even the letter "t" is too hard to be included in its very spelling.
Homie, your chest was so soff last night; no homo.
Soff by CarbLover89 May 2, 2019
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