firehose

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")

Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.

by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018

Firehose

1 n. A length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount

1) Say Sgt. Petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.

by PrdgyFrstrtr April 3, 2006

Firehose

A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.

George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.

by banterbus32 October 15, 2009

Firehose

When a redhead is giving you head, and your about to cum, you take your dick out of her mouth, cover part of your hole and spray your cum on her hair. Also could be done during intercourse.

Man, me and Julie were having sex last night, and it wasn't anything spiecial, so i pulled out and did the Firehose.

by Patskii August 6, 2007

Firehose

The act of peeing in a butt.

Dude 1: So I had the sex with that gal last night.

Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?

Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.

by TBM1 April 10, 2009

firehose

The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.

I firehosed Nico's mum last night it was hilarious.

by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009

Firehose

When a guy grips his dick and whips it around like a fire hose, then pisses every where.

Dude, someone just firehosed the bathroom and there is piss on the ceiling.

by Temperz_ August 6, 2019