sloof

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s

by lydsbitch May 17, 2018

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

something reely good. Used in place of cool or sweet or awesome.

by Beans March 31, 2004

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

Another word for the most retarded person or people on this planet

Random guy: 2 + 3 is 10 duh
Me: You dumb sloof

by BobSponge01 January 23, 2019

Sloof

When your at someone’s house and their ugly dog slobber and snots all over you

Bobby your ankle biting dog just sloofed all over my new loafers

by Jabakabsjaz January 1, 2020

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011