1. The ultimate definition of male beauty.

2. A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy.

3. A cutie-bum/baby-bum/sexy-bum.

4. A british male with a large bottom.
Daaamn, you as hot as an Alain!

That Alain just swept me off my feet!

I wish I could have an Alain like yours!
by That One Hottie February 3, 2010
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A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy with a cute bum. Can make boring stuff funny such as computer programs. Has a weird sense of humour that suprises many who think him quiet.
Alain, You sexy geek
by Sentimental February 11, 2010
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A very skinny guy, with a great personality and surprising strength. He has just the right amount of trauma to make him funny, although some Alains have way too much. Has the most majestic hair you will ever see. The one drawback to an Alain is his looks.
Omg, did you see that guy's hair, he must be an Alain!
by Julio Olken May 30, 2019
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1. Doesn’t have the ability to stop things from coming out of his nose

2. Very cute, but coughs a lot😷
3. Has an odd obsession with burritos

4. Weird philosopher and smart (has a answer for every question)
Nobody:
Alain: *cough* *cough* *cough*
by BlackGirlMushu April 23, 2019
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Someone who rides motorcycles, is a dad to Bosco, has a lifted truck, and says "Mustard." Likely to throw some authentic pick up lines your way and occasionally will lick your face. Sexy as fuck.
I saw an Alain today, my life is complete.
by VictoriaAndTheGirls October 10, 2018
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A person who would date a gta v bike. A total fuck head and loves to skate. EMO ASF.
Yo Alain just kicked flip over his gta v bike.
by Cleanlean November 6, 2017
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