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sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant
"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"
sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Slobbertooth 

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007

Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.
I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.
Clobberate by Twist3r November 21, 2010

soberated 

When being sober is overrated.
I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!
soberated by casebook June 25, 2013

Slobbervate 

Excessive fluid from the mouth - a combination of 'to slobber' and 'to salivate'.

An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.

Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.
Just the sight of the chocolate and caramel cake made me slobbervate down my shirt. How embarrassing !
Slobbervate by DapperCat June 4, 2017