sobberbate
sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011
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Sobberbate
The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022
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Sobsterbate by Annie July 1, 2005
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Slobbervate
Excessive fluid from the mouth - a combination of 'to slobber' and 'to salivate'.
An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.
Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.
An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.
Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.
Just the sight of the chocolate and caramel cake made me slobbervate down my shirt. How embarrassing !
Slobbervate by DapperCat June 4, 2017
sobturbate
The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.
I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.
sobturbate by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011
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