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Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.
You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!
Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011
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Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs
“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”
Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022

Slabbergatted 

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry
Wow you are so slabbergatted
Slabbergatted by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm
Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

flobbergastederist 

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.
I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

Stabbergasted 

The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.
Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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