Slobbergasted

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

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when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

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Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

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When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

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A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.

I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

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The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.

Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?

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