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Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs
man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”
Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022

Slabbergatted 

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry
Wow you are so slabbergatted
Slabbergatted by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm
“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

flobbergastederist 

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.
I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

Stabbergasted 

The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.
Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026