sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

Sobsterbate 

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

Sobsterbate by Annie July 1, 2005

Soberbate 

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

Soberbate by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

soberated 

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

soberated by casebook June 25, 2013

Slobbervate 

Excessive fluid from the mouth - a combination of 'to slobber' and 'to salivate'.

An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.

Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.

Just the sight of the chocolate and caramel cake made me slobbervate down my shirt. How embarrassing !

Slobbervate by DapperCat June 4, 2017

sobturbate 

The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.

I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.

sobturbate by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011