Slobbervate 

Excessive fluid from the mouth - a combination of 'to slobber' and 'to salivate'.

An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.

Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.

Just the sight of the chocolate and caramel cake made me slobbervate down my shirt. How embarrassing !

Slobbervate by DapperCat June 4, 2017

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

slobservation 

(noun) Something important that you notice, but are too lazy to do a damn thing about. (v. to slobserve)

Ted: "Hey, would'ya look at that... This car is on fire. That might be unsafe. .... ... Oh well!"

Rob: "That's a great slobservation, Ted."

slobservation by stephafafa July 17, 2011

slobberate 

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

slobberate by gnostic3 January 7, 2023

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022