slobbertard 

An incredibly stupid moron

That slobbertard thinks he's a genius.

slobbertard by Shapeless Enemy June 24, 2019

Sobertard 

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

Sobertard by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

slumbertard dumpster baby 

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.

that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube

slumbertard dumpster baby by karmamacabre September 8, 2010

sobertard 

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

sobertard by BrickNoms October 17, 2021