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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch 

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

Slobbered 

1.An extremely drunk character who is not very well composed.

2.A sloppy drunk.

3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so slobbered that she passed out on the beer pong table.

2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
Slobbered by WayneScott July 5, 2006

Slobbery Sandra 

'Slobbery Sandra' is a definition of a blowjob. It came up in a Reddit thread on the 3rd of December 2013.
...Just because she once gave me a little Slobbery Sandra does not mean my authority had been undermined...
The act in which a person is gluttonous, untidy, unhygienic and releasing bodily gassed with no thought of consequence.
Girl: *eats 5 portions of plates*
Guy: “You’ve really got an appetite huh...”
Girl: *belches and farts*
Guy: “You’re the definition of slobbery!”