soberated

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

by casebook June 25, 2013

soverrated

It's so overrated that it's soverrated.

Tommy: Dude, did you hear the new Strokes album?
Frank: Soverrated.

by el Uste November 12, 2003

Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Seperated

when things are far apart
When your eyebrows no longer want you

distance

Bye

Sidney groombridges eyebrows are dead ass seperated
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are slowly seperating from eachother, they got a divorce

by Bitc.hh September 14, 2016

Soberlaxed

Being so relaxed, that it's as if you are intoxicated, but are completely sober. It is a blending of sober and relaxed, and is pronounced "so-bre-laxed." It is not to be misunderstood or confused with a form of laxative.

This beach trip without the kids has made me soberlaxed and I've not even started drinking!

by RadicalAdmin July 6, 2023