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shplikak 

A living organism that undeniably captivates chivalrous traits, simultaneously, possessing that of a pure soul.
Greg: “The game was tied with three seconds left, the Shplikak stole the ball and hit the game winning shot.”

Edward: “The Shplikakian race is difficult to find.”
shplikak by Agent_Valde December 31, 2019
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When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.
I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.
Shplart by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013
not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration
person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"

person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
shplod by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020
Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.
Shplotz by Pikaki May 30, 2019

Shpleedill 

A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.
Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!

Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.
Shpleedill by Kraus Kuko November 1, 2008

shpleeeeeeen 

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.
person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'
shpleeeeeeen by abby999 November 5, 2005