not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration
person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
Verb: -
To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.
Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!
Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.
a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.