Shplart

When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.

I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.

by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013

Shparted

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.

Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"

by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012

shpartan

what you say to someone to wake them up. When you wake someone up you say "hey" then "shpartan."

(when you wake up. say to someone) "Hey shpartan"

by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

shplatow

When you do somthing sweet, you say it to emphasize how sweet the thing you just did was

I got a pair, Yeah well i got four aces SHPLATOW!*throw the hand down*

by sonson May 15, 2007

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015